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Joke of the Day
"Fitness friend: Do you know what you're putting in your body? *flashes back to ex *shudders"
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"I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar."
"You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes... They have no soles."
"I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."
"Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?"
"Introducing my girlfriend to the family Me: This is my girlfriend Jane Jane: Hi Wife: What the fuck"
"I like to be frank and earnest with women. In Brooklyn, I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest."
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