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Joke of the Day
"Nipples are like the cold activated bars on beer, but for people"
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"What is one food guaranteed to lower a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"
"a few things i notice while on pain killers: i don't blink, unicorns talk too fast & i can remove my right leg at the hip."
"How old do I look? 9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any"
"What should you do when you meet a beautiful woman with sparkling eyes, wet lips, pink cheeks, shivering body.... Keep going! She has flu symptoms!"
"When I see a person with facial tattoos, I also know that I will see them in handcuffs if I follow them around long enough."
"Two men walk into a bar.. The first man says I'll have an H20 The second man says I'll have an H20 too, the second man dies."
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises. The librarian said ""I don't think its in yet"". I said ""Yes that's the one""."
"I asked the barista for a Nyquilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A ""wereista"" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil."
"Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*"