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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it."
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"So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it."
"What kind of shoes does bread wear? Loafers."
"It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club."
"If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I would choose alive."
"I have this great joke about the Jonestown massacre but it's difficult to tell The punch line is sooo long. Edit:typo"