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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*"

"M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper."

"You can fart openly as long as you're always holding a whoopee cushion."

"If you ain't Muslim... ....you ain't Shiite"

"Why did the Donkey Vacuum sell so poorly? Because it sucked ass."

"[pulls away from kissing] do you ever pretend nfl players with dreadlocks swinging around under their helmets are predators"

"If you're angry at somebody and subtweeting them and it's not me please add ""Not you Jim."" at the end. Thank you."

"Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk? He was lack toes and toddler ant"

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule."

"What's the worst thing about kidnapping and raping a young child to death in a dark alley? Getting blood all over your clown suit"