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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk into a bar.. The first man says I'll have an H20 The second man says I'll have an H20 too, the second man dies."

"2 cars had a head-on collision in Mexico today.. 34 people died."

"My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around."

"If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee"

"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells!"

"I lost fifty pounds in two weeks by lying!"

"harassing a man at a urinal, claiming i copyrighted piss"

"What did the two vegan strangers say to each other? Nothing. They didn't meat."

"One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers."

"Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves."