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Joke of the Day

"How old do I look? 9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any"

"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"

"How do you know if someone was in the military? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"

"Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this."

"I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said ""I don't do romance"" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE"

"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""

"There is a clerk at the butcher shop. He is 5'10"" and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weight? Meat."

"The show ""The Office"" ended in 2013. We are now living in a post-office world."

"I heard they're selling heart-burns that only take two minutes to cook now! I think they were called, Hot-pockets?"