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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in..."

"The detective said it was ""super fucking weird, but not illegal"" to rub Rogaine on my daughter's back every morning."

"I'm not usually a prick but when I am, I try to be like Donald Trump"

"Why doesn't Seattle have a professional volleyball team? Because then the people would demand a professional football team"

"I'm a Polish student in the UK Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought..."

"I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty."

"Dear Crush, If your ""shower brb"" was intended to make me imagine you naked.. Mission accomplished!"""

"I've got the eye of a tiger and a lifetime ban from the zoo"

"Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!"

"After hearing all this stuff about Russia being upset I'm just like... Oh Putin, Crimea river."