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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."

"Why did helium get into a fight with neon? They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try."

"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."

"Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer."

"Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening"

"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."

"What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together."

"Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood."

"If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out."

"What do you get when you're outside too long on a cold night? (OC) Arcdick"