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Joke of the Day

"Advanced OCD I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order; like they should be."

"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny:"

"A couple in their nineties are getting divorced. Everyone is like ""Why why why after all these years?"" They say ""We were waiting for the children to die."""

"Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming ""Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"""

"I wish i was like my coffee. Rich and strong."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin"

"Stealing mosquito repellent... Jacking Off!"

"[2048] President Khaleesi Smith decrees that the words of the Star Spangled Banner will be changed to ""Land of the fleek & home of the bae"""

"I was gonna make a joke about black people... , but it's too dark."

"""Don't quote me on that."" -anonymous"