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Joke of the Day

"A queen bee is hungry. She calls to a worker bee for some food. The response? ""I'm coming, honey!"""

"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."

"Can someone please lecture me on their political views in an aggressive and condescending tone so I may realize the error of my ways?"

"Energizer Bunny The Energizer Bunny was arrested today. He was charged with battery."

"ME: ""I'll have a rum & coke."" HIM: ""I can't serve you."" ME: ""Because I'm too drunk?"" HIM: ""No. 'cause this is a hardware store."""

"Wanna hear my joke about the beach? I'm shore you'll like it"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to the idiots house."

"I was armed to the teeth. Now most of my teeth are gone. Let's just say I filed an assault case."

"I tried to teach my penis how to type... but he's just a hunt and pecker."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't."