184001

Joke of the Day

"So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self"

"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."

"My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a ""father-son"" picnic and he invited his father"

"I once tried to pick up a lady with a sausage joke.. ..I don't think it could have gone any wurst"

"Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk"

"What's the difference between James Dean and Jimmy Dean? Jimmy Dean is sausage in the skillet, James Dean was hamburger on the road."

"""You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* ""Chhh-over."""

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"I'm going to leave the presents out and hide my kids in the closet until Christmas."

"How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? All the hot dogs taste like shit."