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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done."

"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"

"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."

"The death of Dumbledore helped me process the emotions I felt after losing my grandfather, who was also a well-respected homosexual wizard."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide"

"My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right."

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."

"What do you call a retarded five year old chained to a slab with his asshole lubed up? ""Daddy."""

"I'm writing a book on procrastination I'm only on page 1 sadly"

"So, you know how they put that magic hat on Frosty and it makes him talk? I wonder if there's one that works in reverse, but for children."