2046
Joke of the Day
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
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"A frustrated doctor walks into a bar The bar tender asks, why are you fuming The doctor responds,""I DONT HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE"""
"A conservative christian, a fat guy and a meat eater are all sitting at the bar... you'll find this in almost every bar in America."
"Glow in the dark condoms. Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! ..."
"""Hey. You sleeping? No? Whatcha thinkin about? Hey. Did you hear me? Hey. Hey. Ok. You're boring. I'm leaving... Jk I'm back. Hey"" - Birds"
"She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."
"Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high."
"How does a woman take care of her asshole? She packs him a lunch and sends him to work."
"#NotMyPresident Yes, we know. You are illegal immigrants, your president is Enrique Pena Nieto"
"What do you call a hypochondriac dinosaur? Tri-serepax."