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Joke of the Day
"I bought an iBoat and it's syncing!"
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"My boss told me that if I can't show up sober then don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!"
"I called my boss this morning... Me: Sorry, I'm not going to make it in today, I'm sick. Boss: How sick are you? Me: Well, I'm in bed with my mother."
"My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations."
"What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?"
"Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me."
"What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch."
"How do you get your hair into shape? You condition it"
"What do you call a zombie that runs fast? A zoombie."
"So I joined a fantasy football league I realize that I don't watch football, but I really wanted to see Gandalf pass the ball to Hermione only to be intercepted by a dragon."