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Joke of the Day
"I Hate Jamaicans in Bed Because they jam you till your aican"
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"if you collect ladies of the night [nsfw] does that make you a whorder"
"Sometimes, when I think about books I touch my shelf"
"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"
"Senate: Red House: Red Supreme Court: Red President: Orange"
"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"
"Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold? Because corners are *90* *degrees*"
"Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women."
"Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor"
"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""