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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor"

"IT AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a Facilities problem."

"A woman in my hometown says that 50 Cent is 100% her son's father. Although, it's closer to 50 percent per Cent."

"Did you mean pacific or specific? Cuz seriously, one is an ocean."

"People say Donald trump is inexperienced as a politician... But he's the best damn liar I've ever seen!"

"A cemetery foreman discovers that his employees cremated a body he explicitly told them to bury. ""You've made a grave mistake!"" He fumes."

"Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think"

"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"

"Careful, friends. [bends down and examines a handprint in the sidewalk] There is a very powerful child nearby."

"Q: What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? A: Disney spells."