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Joke of the Day
"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"
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"What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats"
"volcano = glory hole for the Gods"
"ME: I've expressed this political opinion so clearly, there's no way anyone could misinterpret it. THE INTERNET: lmao challenge accepted"
"A boy said to his father one day, ""Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician."" His father responded, ""I'm sorry, son, you can't have it both ways."""
"Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys are roommates and calling it ""tuna half men"""
"Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do."
"How do you fit 5,000 Jews into a Volkswagen? Two in the front, three in the back and the rest in the ashtray."
"What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything? 9/12"
"In regards to the Noah movie: Make sure you take someone with you, I heard they're only selling tickets in pairs."