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Joke of the Day

"Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women."

"Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree? Because they're stuck up"

"Cheesy Joke If you're gonna make a cheesy joke, Cheddar make it Gouda."

"O. J. Simpson When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them? ""Go axe your mother."""

"What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks? The closing of the Borders."

"Fabulous Prime: The Gay Transformer."

"Her: We have rats! Me: We do? Her: Look something gnawed thru this package of cookies! Me: (wipes crumbs from my mouth) I'll buy traps."

"My friend from Pakistan said he hates his job and can't take it anymore ""It will get better"", I said. ""You have your whole life ahead of you. You're only 12 years old."""

"What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year."

"I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous"