73496

Joke of the Day

"Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold? Because corners are *90* *degrees*"

"A toilet was stolen from a police station today... It's a pretty serious crime. The police have nothing to go on."

"What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."

"Tibet and Tiwan REJOICE! Oh, nevermind. Wrong Chyna."

"So I called the suicide hotline earlier... I was answered with, ""Thank you for calling Mr. Archipelago0. We will be processing your request shortly."""

"Being a hitman is very lucrative I make a living and a killing off of it"

"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis"

"Why is it so hard for programmers to get a prescription for pain killers? They have a history with codeine."

"SipXecs - I don't always SipX But when I do, I sip Dos Equis nerdjokes"