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Joke of the Day
"What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called? The Piledriver: No Holes Barred"
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"""Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?"" ""Because its a gas planet son"""
"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."
"Professor X walks into a bar >:)"
"What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."
"Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces? Because they're acetic."
"I've never hated a neighbour enough to get wind chimes."
"Our family summer boat trips haven't been the same since grandad died & demanded we bury him at sea. In the boat."
"ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good"
"As I get older, I'm really just looking for Girls Gone Mild."