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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?"" ""Because its a gas planet son"""

"""Ugh, it's so dark!"" *shivers* ""And cold! Why is it so huge? It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever?!"" - Larry, the worst astronaut"

"It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey, but I've turned myself around."

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out without robbin"

"What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital? ""Oy vey!"""

"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."

"Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed."

"Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work."

"I brought a glue gun to a knife fight. Those knives aren't going anywhere."

"Is onamonapia.... umderstood by deaf people?"