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Joke of the Day

"ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good"

"Hitler couldn't have been that bad of a guy.. After all, he did kill Hitler"

"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side."

"I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer."

"Restaurant owner warns his employee: ""one must open oysters carefully""... The employee answers: ""no shucking fit!"""

"I tried to use a watch as a belt But it's just a waist of time"

"I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame him for all the cobwebs in the apartment."

"Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9"

"I think some of you need an exorcism not an intervention."