50918
Joke of the Day
"ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good"
Next Joke
"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"
"You know what they say about men with big feet... They have massive socks."
"I have a friend whose status says ""suicidal standing on edge of cliff'.... I poked him."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH!"
"What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma"
"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."
"Got all the way to the car and realized I left my keys back at the office The two things I hate most in life: 1. ISIS and 2. Accidental exercise"
"Don't you hate it when spiders bite you and you get like zero superpowers?"
"Best part of banging a milf What's the best part of having sex with a milf? Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!"