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Joke of the Day
"What do Donald Trump and Mondays have in common Nobody likes them."
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"*pulls up to window* Me: *on phone* Ok, so you want a chocolate shake also? Ok, I'll get two then. *phone rings while its at my ear*"
"I discovered a Star Wars themed sex technique... I call it the Hands Solo"
"i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt have any chicken so i fried an egg adn waited a few years"
"What do you call a gay Chocobo? A kweer."
"Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, ""Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"""
"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't"
"(-i)^2=-1. Moral: If you fiddle with imaginary problems too much, shit's gonna get real."
"I'm getting tired of all these Nepal jokes. Come on guys, shake things up."
"Love is like a cup of hot coffee on a rainy day... It gets cold really fast."