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Joke of the Day

"i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt have any chicken so i fried an egg adn waited a few years"

"How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer? in bytes"

"I hate it when I have lots of visitors but only enough chloroform for one and have to use it on myself."

"If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons"

"You should really start thinking before you speak...and while you're at it, you should also think before you think."

"Why does my 2yo insist on looking homeless when we leave the house?"

"I'm going to create a social network called ""Selfies And Drama"" also known as ""S.A.D."" @MaleHonesty86"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark."

"My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear."

"If the final comments of your speech last 45 minutes, please don't preface them with ""and lastly""."