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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Chocobo? A kweer."
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"HEY,,,I've already lined up an auctioneer to read my eulogy...... No one likes drawn out funerals.... You're welcome."
"What hangs at a man's thigh, and wants to poke the hole it's often poked before? A key."
"Foreplay in an elevator... Taking going down, to a whole new level I'm bad i know..."
"What's a jewish dota 2 player's favorite skill? shekel shot"
"Sneaking into your house and eating just enough of the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms to make you sad, but not suspicious."
"Steve Jobs Maybe he was so disappointed with the new iPhone, that he died."
"Why did Ellen Pao cross the road? [deleted]"
"Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment."
"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."