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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't"
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"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"
"I've just wrecked myself. I wish I'd checked myself beforehand."
"My son just said he's going to write his name on our cat with a raisin. Guess I won't have to waste money on college."
"Karma's only a bitch if you are."
"I've been watching so much porn lately I spit on my hotdog before putting it the bun."
"I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing."
"An atheist, a vegan, and a Crossfitter walked into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" So once a month my computer would ask if I want to back dat ass up."
"Held A door open for an Asian man today he said ""sank you""... He better not be referring to pearl harbor.."