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Joke of the Day
"I discovered a Star Wars themed sex technique... I call it the Hands Solo"
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"A man walks into a bar... While his wife sits at home crying, because his crippling alcoholism is destroying their marriage. Happy Wednesday..."
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"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."
"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."
"""Why did he win?! Anyone who supports Trump is nuts!"" said the Hillary supporter, fully unaware that cashews alone outnumber humans 50 to 1 ..."
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bail"
"What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills? An ambulance."
"Rose petals? Next time scatter something I can eat."
"What has four legs but isn't alive? A Dead Dog"