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Joke of the Day
"(-i)^2=-1. Moral: If you fiddle with imaginary problems too much, shit's gonna get real."
Next Joke
"OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!"
"People keep accusing me of using the wrong words in my sentences. It's like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi."
"A falling battery killed a man today. It was charged with murder."
"I bet you're the asshole that says ""we"" when talking about your favorite sports team like you're on the actual roster."
"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"
"Your body is a temple. Mine is a graveyard."
"Alabama VS. Mississippi A man lived in Alabama. He moved to Mississippi. He raised the IQ in both states."
"Me: I only smoke weed because of Cancer. Mom: You don't have Cancer! Me: So it's working..."
"What are 8 Hobbits? One hobbyte."