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Joke of the Day

"Sister posted on FB: pray for me, I have a test tomorrow. My comment: it's cheating if Jesus helps you. Solidifying my black sheep status"

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"That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned..."
"A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons"
"There are only 1,300 subscribers to the new Fappening sub after the ban. The other 100,000 came and left."
"It seems the amount of coffee you drink... increases the amount of times you need to visit the toilet excrementally."
"How do you measure a milf? themommeter"
"Why do midgets giggle when running through a field? The grass tickles their balls as they run."
"I hate it when people on a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I'll ever have on my whole life."
"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"
"So I applied for a random volunteer job at my church I really hope I get the missionary position"