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Joke of the Day

"Sister posted on FB: pray for me, I have a test tomorrow. My comment: it's cheating if Jesus helps you. Solidifying my black sheep status"

"wanna hear a really bad joke Go to r/jokes and go to the new category"

"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."

"There was a girl in my school with breasts on her back. She wasn't much to look at, but she never missed a slow dance."

"What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)"

"What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter? A hole in Juan!"

"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."

"Scientists have recently created a new hybrid by mating a male donkey and a female deer. It isn't very beautiful, but that ass doe"

"I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty lonely for a girl with an extensive action figure collection AND a fear of rocking chairs."

"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."