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Joke of the Day
"That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned..."
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"What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke? Accidentally hit submit before you"
"Attention fat vegans: Explain."
"How do you make a German cry? Show them their gas bill"
"*knocks on donation door Me: I have a donation Salvation Army: Ma'am, once again... you cannot donate your man Me: You have stupid rules!"
"Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool "
"Why was the piggy bank invented? To keep the jews away."
"*Playing a ouija board* ""Identify yourself"" I-T-S A M-E L-U-I-G-I ""What the fu-"" *Checks box* ""Dammit mom, this is a Luigi board!"""
"Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried."