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Joke of the Day

"I had no shoes and I felt sorry for myself..... Then I met a man with no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."

"Did you hear they finally caught the watch thief? It was only a matter of time!"

"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."

"what is kurt cobain's eye color Blue. One blue to left, one blue to the right."

"What do you call a sexy BLONDE that understands what you're saying? A MissUnderstanding!"

"Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding... The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place."

"I'll never forget what my grandmother said to me right before she passed away. She said to me *""What are you doing?!?""*"

"What do you call baby ents that are going to war? The infantree."

"What makes teaching gender studies so great ? ready pool of girls with daddy issues"

"3 nuns, and a nude guy... A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out."