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Joke of the Day

"NASA found methane on Mars! Proving once again that no matter how ancient a civilization is, it's farts that truly endure."

"Its important to have a good vocabulary... If only I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my good friends would still be living."

"Condoleeza Rice's less successful sister is Apartmentleeza Rice."

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."

"You know, I used to hate my haircut... ... but it's really growing on me!"

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay."

"Ice cream van accidents are very rare... But unfortunately, they always result in the loss of hundreds and thousands."

"If you don't pay your exorcist... You may get repossessed."

"And then alcohol said ""Put that on facebook, it's hilarious."" But alcohol was wrong. So very wrong."

"What do you call a man who repeatedly stabs his raisin bran on a daily basis? A cereal killer"