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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?? Well hell-if-i-know!"

"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."

"How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin? When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me."

"What's older than sand? The reposts on reddit. *seriously need new jokes*"

"What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ? Leave the plunger on the toilet."

"Of all the kisses I've gotten in my life. That is the first."

"I'm no auto mechanic but I'm pretty good at letting people who drive behind me know whether or not they need new brakes"

"*slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana"

"Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other... ""He's the CHEETAH!"" ""What? You're LION!"""

"Did you hear about the hipster compound? It's ionic."