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Joke of the Day

"""There's no 'u' in 'favorite'"" - coach telling his British son that he prefers his American son"

"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."

"Remember your elementary gym ""coach""? I should've worked out more for his girlfriend"

"""I set all the cattle free."" - Reverse Cowgirl"

"I can't believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS."

"What's the key to long lasting Relationships? Not breaking up"

"[to widow] Great wake. Tho it should be called a sleep, he's not moved in ages. I say he hasn't moved in ages. Call it a sleep. Ah cheer up."

"Hillary Clinton has been frequenting a new restaurant, reports say. I guess the main appeal of it is her own private server."

"Any one wanna hear a funny joke? What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"

"Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown."