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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."
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"What sound does a Chinese doorbell make? Ching Chong"
"Q. What's pink and fluffy? A. Pink fluff. Q. What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding its breath Q. What's green and fluffy? A. Moss."
"What does a flame smell like? Burnt nose hair."
"Why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can come when the prostitute hands the money to the guy"
"What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food? Mac in cheese"
"If you ever go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open don't worry You have the rest of your life to fix it"
"If I could be any X-Men I think I'd pick Professor X. Don't really care about the mind-reading stuff I just hate walking."
"Black humour is like children with cancer.. ..it never gets old"
"So I saw a black man running with a TV. Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes."