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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."
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"Me: Can I order the conch fritters please? Waitress: The ""ch"" is pronounced like a ""k"" Me: Okay Bick."
"What is brown and sticky? A stick!"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What kind of quack doctor prescribes an odd number of pills for OCD?!"
"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"
"Whats a real pain in the butt? Dry anal."
"BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says ""he's not coming back"""
"What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while? The Game."
"A PIECE OF ADVICE Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."