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Joke of the Day

"Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't? Because he's been snooping around."

"Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos? He was caught red-handed! ...I'll see myself to the door."

"I like my women just like Apple... Manafactured in China."

"How do you have a party in space? you Planet!"

"I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot"

"A man invested in a weight loss diet from Britain He lost 10,000 pounds! But it didn't work"

"My girlfriend and I play a game where we see who can yell rape the loudest while having sex. She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time."

"I'd like to meet a failed scientist, like I do writers. ""I science on the weekends and for free sometimes. I think of it more as a hobby."""

"Two wires were screwing around on the network. What did they discover? Twisted pair."

"Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition."