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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos? He was caught red-handed! ...I'll see myself to the door."

"How do you confuse an irishman? Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick."

"Made alphabet soup for a friend The next day he came to me holding his stomach. I asked him what was wrong. He said that the soup gave him a ""vowel"" movement!"

"If sex is the food of life, then masturbation is a snack in between meals."

"What do you call a showoff Texan? *Austin*tatious."

"At this point, every item on drive-thru menus should have ""Uhhh..."" in front of it."

"What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer nuts are $1.29 a bag. Deer nuts are just under a buck."

"*runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon."

"Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry"

"How do you get a fire started? You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting..."