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Joke of the Day
"I like my women just like Apple... Manafactured in China."
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"Cinderella What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!"
"I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave."
"The brain is a amazing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman naked."
"I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict."
"Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself."
"""Game of Thrones"" author George R. R. Martin joined Twitter this week. He already has 80,000 followers and that's just the cast of ""Game of Thrones."""
"GOD: let's make an armored raccoon that turns into a bowling ball ANGEL: but why wou- GOD: and we'll call it an armadillo for some reason"
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."
"Two fish in a tank... ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"