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Joke of the Day
"Baby, it's cold outside. I checked my weather app."
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"The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off"
"What happens when Bill Gates gets mad? He gets philanthro-pissed"
"What's the difference between a knife and a feminist? A knife has a point."
"If websites were athletes, Reddit would be a fencer. Obsessed with points and always reposting."
"What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst."
"Reincarnation I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow. I told her she wasn't listening."
"What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch? It gets a lil' kick. :)"
"Currently using my daughter's iTouch to read your tweets. Also, reading her emails and writing shit on her Facebook page."
"Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck..."