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Joke of the Day
"What's got 90 balls and screws old women? BINGO!"
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"How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch? The big hand's touching the little hand."
"Kangaroo 911: What's your emergency? Kangaroo: I CAN'T FIND MY CHILDREN Kangaroo 911: Did you check your pockets? Kangaroo: Oh nevermind"
"The ladies call me ""subway"".. ..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat."
"Say what you want... ...about deaf people..."
"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."
"What does a confused student at Hogwarts study? Which craft?"
"When my girlfriend told me the news, I pushed her out of a thirty-story building. She fell pregnant."
"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in."
"Two black guys are in a car, who's driving? The cop"