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Joke of the Day
"What's got 90 balls and screws old women? BINGO!"
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"TIFU by crying at a funeral -- about my favorite team losing. sorry wrong sob"
"What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America? An American Spicker"
"That show the amazing race..... Is that about white people? Zach Galifianakis"
"Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap? He only knows up strokes"
"At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose"
"I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking."
"Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning? All three books were destroyed. One of them wasn't even colored in yet."
"What is the main difference between real numbers and women? Real numbers having period are rational."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""Want something to drink?"". Decartes replies ""I think not"", and disappears."