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Joke of the Day
"Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing? One cannoli guess."
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"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"
"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"
"Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?"
"what's worse than having a cold right before a job interview ? the holocaust"
"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."
"Love is like peeing yourself.... everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."
"What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender loving hare."
"My dad died five years ago but I still see him everywhere I look. Makes me wish I hadn't dismembered him."
"If someone came to my door & said ""We'll give you a dollar for every plastic bag shoved under your kitchen sink."" I'd be living large."