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Joke of the Day
"Love is like peeing yourself.... everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."
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"My little sister made a face at my mom and said ""Guess who I am?"" My mom answered ""Who?"" ""Your daughter"" courtesy of my 4 year old sister about 20 minutes ago"
"That awkward moment when someone says ""stop"", and you don't know whether to respond with ""collaborate and listen"" or ""hammer time."""
"What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have? 404"
"Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her."
"Did you guys ever hear the peanut butter joke? Actually nevermind. It may spread"
"I am the worst writer in the world until I finish writing, at which point I immediately become a goddamn genius. This is relatable content."
"I slapped Kim Kardashian's ass once I don't like his music."
"If we all just agree that we're fine, we'll never again have to ask each other how we are."
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"