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Joke of the Day

"If someone came to my door & said ""We'll give you a dollar for every plastic bag shoved under your kitchen sink."" I'd be living large."

"What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? Aspergers.."

"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate"

"I'm not a violent person. I just really enjoy assisting people in falling down."

"A gay black guy, a Jewish midget and a gypsy jump off the Empire State Building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Who gives a shit?"

"What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off."

"How long is a Chinaman?"

"(Xpost Antijokes) Check yourself before you wreck yourself... ...with dick cancer. Happy Movember. http://us.movember.com/mens-health/"

"Michael J. Fox got hit by a reversing truck. Don't worry he shook it off."

"Let's get a beer Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"