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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."
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"4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"
"Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the rooster's insistence that he knows what's best for both of their bodies?"
"Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married?? A Cantaloupe."
"""I don't know what else to say..."" Me, giving my husband false hope"
"Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci."
"What do you call a female chicken that goes ""cock-a-doodle-doo""? A lesbi-hen"
"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"
"If I ever go missing.. you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz"