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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender loving hare."
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"Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money."
"How do you help a paraplegic kill themselves? Give them a push."
"What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home? They're both filled with nuts"
"Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot."
"What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?"
"What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common? They both spent a fortune making their noses more white."
"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer One sells watches, and the other watches cells."
"*a jerk tries to punch me but I catch it perfectly in my mouth and swallow him whole like a snake*"