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Joke of the Day
"Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom door His girlfriend was dead against is"
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"Where would you park your camel? The Camelot. PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased."
"Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free."
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing? One cannoli guess."
"5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, ""Table for three please."""
"What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor? Lets get physical!"
"I got hooked on Italian food in high school after my dealer sold me a bag of oregano."
"I started seeing a psychic. I knew she was good because she told me she's voted best in the city 2017 and 2018."
"Yo Mama So Fat... ...it took the Large Hadron Collider to weigh her atoms."