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Joke of the Day

"all pans are no-stick pans if you no-cook in them."

"Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6 Because he could become a brandfare"

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I knew should've put the oven on aloha setting."

"How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich? When it's too heavy to lift."

"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."

"What is big and red and rolls over in the snow? Santa Claus hit in the balls!"

"Why did the bike fall over? It was too tired"

"piss me off and I'll put you on my kid's school fundraiser mailing lists"

"I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King."

"what is a short, yet a long password? 1 to 8"