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Joke of the Day
"5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, ""Table for three please."""
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"[In cubicle at work] *pretends to start clipping my nails* *tosses uncooked grains of rice onto co-workers desk with each clip* CW: WTF!"
"As of now, I only know of three Jewish holidays: Hanukkah The Bar Mitzvah The Oscars"
"""At least Donald Trump says what he thinks."" Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place."
"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."
"Tip for new parents: The less you feed 'em, the less they poop."
"What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo."
"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."
"There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology... Scorpios"