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Joke of the Day

"Where would you park your camel? The Camelot. PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased."

"What did the comedian eat on Easter? Hot cross puns."

"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin Catholic!"

"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."

"I took my grandma to one of those fish spa's where the fish eat your dead skin Sooooo much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery."

"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"

"I am a man with Alzheimer's, AMA! EDIT: Why is everyone asking me questions?"

"A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads."

"Kidnapping is such a strong word. I prefer the term, ""surprise adoption""."