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Joke of the Day

"Someone just posted an article on Facebook and said ""file this under sad."" WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FILING EVERYTHING"

"I'm learning ancient history ? So am I lets go for a walk and talk over old times !"

"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."

"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."

"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus!"

"Dr: So, how did you dislocate your shoulder? Me: I panicked when the blood pressure machine at the store got tigh- I mean football.."

"African American Letters. They are all blackmail."

"How do we know pineapple makes semen taste better? Word of Mouth"

"Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes."